iSpot.TV: This company is a TV advertising measurement firm, but it's still a helpful resource, namely . What Can Your Smile Do? sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. Is Alphonso a real person with HIV or simply an actor? What a disgusting commercial, they are waaaay too detailed about what causes vile odors in your ass and crotch area.. How is it that I haven't seen like 90% of these commercials you're talking about? I don't have cable anymore, but I went to visit family a month ago and they had cable so I saw lots of commercials. I'm so pissed at Showtime for cancelling that show at a pivotal point! I always liked the one at the link when it was airing in 2007 and am glad to see it's been preserved on YouTube -- I wish current producers would follow its example. Enough! No, I want a plushie bowl of borscht that I can nuzzle. The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid. I can imagine the smarmy ad agency asshole who came up with the lyric: "If it burns when you pee", [quote] This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, "If it burns when you pee", Bad timing for Dish Network. "Age is just a number and mine is unlisted". Geico has been replaced with Consumer Cellular as the sponsor of "Jeopardy. Fuck, they sound and look ugly. I can't help wishing there are sudden clouds and a mountain range. But their balconies appear to be across the courtyard from each other. They are running those Joy, Comfort and Peace JC penny commercials non stop now. Wonder if Mick Jagger and Keith Richards ever imagined their music being in TV ads, then again, they didn't compose that song, still, theirs is the most recognizable version. Seriously, if you have health issues this serious, you are going to see a doctor in person, then, get your dame urine checked! [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. The commercial is just plain weird. When it comes to original newer programming unless the guys from Primus are singing the theme song I find zero funny about that network but at least the other shows are attempting comedy. At first, I thought it was Steve Zahn but it's not. Where are these commercials being shown? WHY WHY WHY are they repeating that moronic I LIKE RED car commercial again this season???? What are the early signs of cerebral palsy? In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? WTF is the point of the ridiculous Progressive ad with the father and son douchebags in a store while the son tries on jeans? This company must be preying on morons. R581, and yet, they only give you a t shirt. I did not know that public surprise anal in Japan is a thing. ", "Some patients may experience trouble breathing, swallowing, or speaking. Ok - is it a FaceTime commercial - the mom adopts a maybe 10 year old girl who is shy - the commercial is about the young girl FaceTiming with her new grandmother. All they say 'are you going to make a donation sir?" Now that the gecko is banished from the Jeopardy kingdom, I can't remember what he looks like. Somebody please send R226 some borscht for their contribution. Sorry no information about the singer who sing the song that used in Colgate Advert Be the Reason Nurse. It makes me so sad. GET IN THE CAR INSIDE THE GARAGE INSIDE THE HOUSE. . I didnt read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this. The ever present, "Darling, I spent $60,000 on a car without discussing it with you". Literally. and then we see the front door of a house with arms and legs sticking out of it, attempting to fend off a delivery man. Ergatta X with that conman creep Colin Kaepernick attention whore diva princess. I hate these fucking NOOM commercials that tell you what a poor, put-upon victim you are, while trying to sell their brand of "therapy". There's a Colgate commercial with a little boy who's blind and he gets on the school bus and makes new friends. Shes an icon for over ten years and still going.RESPECT (find out what it means to me!). How does someone change their appearance so radically? As she walks across the stage, the audience welcomes her with applause. Szaz, not nasal enough. That Joie de Hooha add with the stupid bitch wagging her fat, yeast-free cunt around in a yoga class. Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 - YouTube 0:00 / 0:37 Colgate Total Diligence TV Commercial 2017 OzLandTV 3.55K subscribers Subscribe 127K views 2 years ago Colgate Total. The Alexa commercial with the guy who's ironing and watching his favorite show. [quote]yes, I'm part of that. Isnt Vice supposed to be the ultra liberal counter to Fox News? Some of the newer Progressive ads are barely tolerable but the one with Flo's "sister" and the baby is practically noxious. However it seemed like 90% of them were for prescription meds. ", I watch live tv through Hulu and they have been running the same three commercials ad nauseam for weeks. Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. . I also hate anything with the state-farm snowqueen Jake. speech. "We're going to Nana's!" The Manscape.com commercial with the hunky Army guy dropping his pants in the desert for a woman! The . I still despise EVERY commercial that has Kevin Hart screaming. Men With Cerebral Palsy Id like to see that Dyke covered in that gallon of ranch dressing topped with her Coo Coo Crusty. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" The drug has a dumb name. In another spot, part of the campaign, the brand celebrates real people who have the courage and resilience to share their smile with others despite challenges they may be facing and encourages you to be the reason someone smiles today and pass your smile power on. I've seen the repetitious St. Jude ads, the depressing ASPCA ads etc, but not most of the ads listed in this thread. Women should be barefoot and kept behind the wheel of an SUV. I have to navigate my mom's medical situation, all Medicare brings is an extra monthly healthcare fee (taken out of your Social security), extra payments for blood tests and medications denial. You just know Jeff Bezos expects the entire world to get on their knees and suck his dick for paying his warehouse workers more than minimum wage. Whatever his accent is, I don't like it either. What is this supposed to represent? =Differens pimple-popping ad is utterly disgusting. [quote]The Medusa one where she kills a guy on a bar because he made a face. This commercial does not motivate me to buy the product, only to change the channel. THANKFULLY. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? Alexa should refuse to keep rewinding the damn show. 100% on board with the Prevagen haters. Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! All of their commercials are muted because all of them are senior cellular service or Medicare open enrollment ads. I have to mute the tv. - they must be throwing millions at them. As I type this at 2:30 am Aidy Bryant is dancing around in her Old Navy commercial. He also bragged that he's in college. You tend to lose your sense of shame when you're broke. The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. Have questions about your smile? What a whiny old fuck she is. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. What sitcoms and canned dramas are you frumpy queens staring at? Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. The most grating is the Ferrero Rocher spot with a woman singing its Christmas time again my loooove with her warbly, thin, reedy voice. This time, she's sitting in the driver's seat leaning out through the window during her "I LOVE IT!" It's fucking January, not the holiday season. Ugh - that AWFUL Kohls commercial with the kid asking the the old woman to dance!! The "I'm coming" line with the wink is cringe-inducing! R378 and R381: I can't figure out what either of those weird commercials is trying to convey. The Hormel Chili commercials are quite funny. Finally seeing Christopher was alive and okay, Buck was overcome by his exhaustion and collapsed. I'm tired of the ads for Untuckit.com, featuring the founder of the company acting as if his decision to create shirts designed to be worn untucked was a stunning breakthrough and a gift to mankind akin to curing cancer. [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. Talk about dated. The begging for peoples hard earned money is usually always around the Winter holidays. "The Colgate commercial where the little blind boy gets in the school bus warms my heart." Toms of Maine Natural Anticavity Fluoride Toothpaste. That jewelry commercial where he writes to his fiancs dead dad asking to marry him. All rights reserved. Many of the ads are local - enough of the damned ambulance chaser already! The way he pronounces and emphasizes the word MONEY, is so cartoonishly maniacal youd think he was planning a way to get into Scrooge McDucks vault. And of course they advertise whatever Shaq is schilling atm which is basically what theyre all about (Adam Sandler must own a huge portion of the network or stock in it with what theyre always advertising with his abysmal offerings) other than their big cash cow South Park. No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. ALL those ads are really annoying. And that fucking song. ", Speaking about odd pronunciations, there's a commercial for female protective undergarments and the lead woman refers to them as "pahnts". But wait! The burger king commercial with the whispering idiot narrator does the same thing. Anything with an overly enthusiastic Joe Namath. The Rakuten commercial using "Whatta Man" by Salt n' Peppa. It is possible to make a good TV commercial with a little kid instead of tripe like the one described at R308. This ridiculous commercial has some librarian looking woman dancing around to another stupid song with the lyrics, [bold]"If it burns when you pee" [/bold]. Planet Fitness with some angry black man who gets so happy because of his low rent gym. The Beachbody commercial featuring the welder. He's a filipino with q bad filipino accent. WTF? I have diabetes and that commercial makes me go into a diabetic coma. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Why don't you take a shower more often so we don't have to smell your stinky parts. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. Why does the boy stand on the bow of the ship in the 13th . . Headquarters are in New York City. I liked the Flight Attendant version, I like the current road worker one where the guy in the reflective vest, fans his ass, quickly, before a "big shit eating" smile hands him the bottle of pink gold! For dinner? Dis bish doesn't have anything else to do but shill for this game? Humbug! PICK UP THE FUCKING LOTTO TICKET. WTF is going on in that bizarre ad for some overnight incontinence machine? Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. ? And Dave yells Lasagna! Then they repeat this. Enough! His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. '" sums up a TV commercial from Colgate, depicting the experience of a young boy who is visually impaired and boarding a school bus. She approaches the middle of the stage and sees a smile of reassurance from someone else before beginning her speech. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. The Amazon Go commercial with the bald woman doing interpretive dance in the aisles with her Millennial vocal fry voiceover Dont mind if I do! as she grabs a prepackaged salad that probably was made several weeks before. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. In fact the blind kid should be first on the bus period. Brushing & Flossing Teeth Whitening Nutrition & Oral Health Adult Oral Care. I guess Walmart started it and Amazon is just as bad. I had to switch channels whenever it came up. He makes me hate whatever he's selling. I worked in advertising 30 years. The stinky pussy deodorant commercial is disgusting. Then showing their twats. Maybe just stop eating so damn much. The new Dove Men commercial where the guy says its comfortable and last long time! Not a long time but just long time. Some of the worst current commercials are the Philly cream cheese ads. Makes me throw up in my mouth a little. TheraBreath 24-Hour Fresh Breath Toothpaste. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! The Jimmy Walker Medicare hotline commercials are so annoying that I flip or instantly mute em. Every time I see that ad, R177, I wonder who picked these people, unless it was to get to appeal to the ratbag demographic.. Pastor Chris looks like they found him sleeping in a refrigerator box and offered him a few bucks to film the ad. I do like that tidepod commercial with the sassy cookie smelling dad. "Side effects, some fatal, have been reported. Is that the one where he says of him and his wife"and we write." Her tone of voice is such an infuriating combination of smug and gotcha! If I had a gun . Not hating, but more bewildered after seeing Liev Schrieber in a commercial for a company called "Mattress Firm". FOR THE LOVE OF SWEET BABY JESUS! She was probably using a wet towel to dry herself off with. Interns? You've never been in my fucking daydream. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Thats a scam R226. That really fucking touched me. Original Comedy Central programming is the pits. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". I don't really hate the ad itself. That preachy commercial about getting rid of your guns when you know someone in your household is suicidal. I get that they wanted to get to the "Rome wasn't built in a day" thing because they ran out of Red Bull, but come on none of the lines actually lead up to that. "STRYPAPER?!" The unions basically fucked over their members. Yes it is!". They started running again the horrifying Kevin Hart one where the whole house is screaming at the top of their lungs about fucking lasagna. *Patients receive a discount when you recommend through Colgate Professional Direct. The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. The part of the apparatus which goes into the body is sure not a catheter. Colgate ad. The way she says Neutra-gena makes my skin crawl. When we were kids we had a different kind of bubble maker in the tub. Especially when they adapt/reuse some old hit song. The NYC Covid vaccine with the hyper, coked-out Jamaican woman. The Biktarvy ads cast the trashiest people. I was loving the Larry David commercial until I realized it was a spot for fucking bitcoin. Not all of us are TV zombies with cable. Theres a difference. Why the board of directors of that company hasn't defenestrated him by now is just a mystery. Thank God for Target! WTF! Arent drawers underwear? Swap in one of the below best toothpastes for bad breath, according to customer reviews. That stupid commercial is shown on too many channels. Are the 1-888-Sparky electricians ad national? that payments need to be kept up on. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. If that's bad enough, you hear people in the audience shouting things like "Sing about yogurt!" On her cap is something like "Thanks Starbucks.". I live on the East Coast. And that Alexa commercial that now runs ten thousand times a day that shows the old couple dancing to their favorite song, I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU - they couldn't have gone ONE MORE SECOND to include the whole line, "I only have eyes for youDEAR!!". If I dont ever see it how can I hate it too? I esp. I switch channels when she appears. This guy from the Cerebral commercial who has a really bad gay accent. Natalie Portman in those commercials for Dior where she lip synchs cry by Janis Joplin! Never liked Progressive- Flow, and although hes an enjoyable and excellent award winning actor, J K Simmons, needs to cut the crap with those State Farm commercials. The Hanes or Fruit of the Loom commercial with the dancing land whales. This is what we've sunk to? This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. The Amazon commercial with the bird feeder. It just puzzles me that I, as a below the line person could survive not working for 7 months without substantial savings (I'm not touching my retirement), while these people are surely millionaires. Should've shared a link R62, cuz this shit is hilarious. The butter one where the kid comes home in the middle of the night and the whole family cooks him dinner. No words to describe it. And the message it sends is, Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but youll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!. Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. Sensodyne ProNamel Gentle Whitening Toothpaste. I don't know if it is a.regional spot but that Marshall's Mrs Claus commercial where she is gleefully shopping and throwing a Christmas party runs non stop! The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. Always fast forward or change the channel. Im not a car, Im a fucking human being! This late night sex line commercial on Comedy Central is so weird. Some replies are obscure tv commercials. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? What is she, Beanie Feldstein's understudy in Funny Girl? Samsung can't even make quality televisions, you think I'd trust them with a washer/dryer? Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. Its breakthrough formula does more.. Youtube skin care ads where millenials talk incessantly with big doe eyes about how this product saved their skin and their sex life, apparently. #316 - I agree with you about Khloe K - she looks like she must have intense self esteem issues to put her face and body through that much surgery. Colgate showcases the power of a smile. And second this is supposed to be on COMEDY CENTRAL. Poor Kevin thinks yelling at the top of his lungs is funny. Learn More. Most adults with any kind of money in the bank and decent pensions won't be eligible for whatever Jimmy, Joe and everyone else is bullshitting about. The girl doesn't come off as special. Please click here to update your account with a username and password. Those PetsSmart ads or whatever they are with everyone singing "I'd Do Anything" remind me how much I hate the musical OLIVER! This must have been mentioned a few times already, but I cannot stand the commercial with Dave Grohl, Kevin Hart, and some other people in a house and Dave is shouting to Kevin that he made lasagna. He's all alone, relegated to substitute teaching and motivational speaking at his age. If he is in a FB Group, it is frightening to think of the people like him who populate it. Arm and Hammer Dental Care Advance Cleaning Mint Toothpaste w/Baking Soda. I've recently noticed many commercials featuring mixed race, and mixed nationality, couples. so there :D\r\renjoy!\r\rWhen cutie Katie makes a scene\rshe wears a smile brushed 3 ways clean\r\rCleaner breath. Colgate Kids. While seeking a seat, he introduces himself and beams his bright smile to a young girl, who cheerfully offers her name and they begin a conversation. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! which she proceeds to do. Who the hell thought that was clever or cute? R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. Who the fuck wants to see some cunt pull blackheads out of her nose? Martha Stewart is 80 this year and I don't care how much of a bitch she may be to work for, she seems like an angel compared to that other Martha -- and at least she's beautiful (still)! [quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. Help me I'm old. The Geico gecko needs to be done. I hate kids. I thought this was a tv commercials thread circa 2022? Damn. Those shitkickers are the type who eat at Applebee's. )\rCleaner breath. Bupkis. To that end, we have secured a third-party accessibility organization,My Blind Spot, to perform automated and manual tests at quarterly intervals to ensure our compliance to WCAG 2.0 AA. Leave alone nurse of Progressive commercial. They are selling the cream and not the cheese. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. The other woman seems to be preparing breakfast. It seems that the new Aidy Bryant commercial for old Navy, looks like the road company of Disney's Fantasia. In NYC they are playing three different vaccination commercials featuring real people talking about getting the shot. Everything about it is the stuff of nightmares. Today I saw a new Shriners Hospital commercial with Alec and I think we should all be ready for him to be phased out as their spokesperson in 2022. Absolutely despise the Amazon spot withe the two ladies right before the wedding. @Zamaswati_M. Just can't figure it out. That singers voice sounds like its on helium. Pet smart does Oliver!, The cruise line commercial that features a dark, gothic, scary rendition of "What a Wonderful World.". The Planet Fitness ads featuring William Shatner and Dennis Rodman. Repulsive Amy Schumer is more disgusting. The fucking asthma medication commercials where the editors think they're doing "1917", but every edit is so obvious it makes them look like NYU film students. WELL - they have topped themselves - a long torturous commercial about the poor dogs used for Dog Fights - holy fancy Moses - I wish I could help them all but that commercial is enough to make you run from the room! I'm totally despising any of the virtue signaling ads from Target lately. Hello. R484, The best thing about all those "happy people" designer drug commercials is the incredibly loooooong list of side effects and potential bad reactions they're required to spell out in each commercial. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. Those Uber Eats commercials with Elton and Lil Nas are bizarre. Colgate Boy on School Bus Smile Commercial by Vincent Colgate reminds people that the power of a smile can bring optimism to those around them in a new commercial, titled "The Power of a Smile". Why does a kid blind enough to require a cane, wear glasses. There is some ad for delivery of pet supplies. I believe it's Larry being Larry, wrong all the time, trying to legitimize crypto. I almost cried just now. Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. Even more depressing when you realize you're the senior citizen they're aimed at. I don't know what commercial it is but it has some treacly, Sam Smith whiny voice, love song that begins with "I want you to see" that as far as I can go before I dive for my remote to mute. You get a tee shirt that matters from St. Jude. And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. X50. No information which song is used in the Colgate TV commercial ad Be the Reason Nurse. It's creepy and obnoxious. This thread should be a fucking gold mine after The Super Bowl. I won't ever watch it again. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\rHelp fight decay with Colgate!\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean! "And now, we wear the pahnts!". Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. commercial featuring "Bill"? Has that women pooping one been mentioned? It seems more like a cry for help on suicide watch. That is just embarrassing and that someone actually made money off ghetto street talk stereotyping when pitching this commercial Of course God forbid anyone points this out just how Charlamagne hires a voice over that sounds like they pulled her right off an episode of Maury to purposely get a reaction and basically set people up to pull out his almighty race card per usual. Not once until the famous Jack N the Box commercial did I ever hear the word chipotle ever uttered obviously especially at our restaurants. Does anyone know the name of the ginger daddy in the Boxed commercial? Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . I dont understand that new Rakutan commercial. What hes sniffing are basketball shorts. It's probably one of the worst and most annoying commercial I've seen in decades. God, shes fucking annoying. [quote]Any commercial with obnoxious little twat Kevin Hart. The PTSD dogs and cats are gone, too, R568. Glad the law requires them to list all the adverse reactions you can have. Mom and Dad sniff the Downey and are instantly taken to nirvana. And the message it sends is, "Sure these workouts will make you FEEL like a dancer but you'll still LOOK like a blue collar linebacker compared to this little blonde gazelle, ha ha!". The worst is the one where they are stuck upside down on the Ferris wheel. I'm the cute one now. I usually hate the Capitol One spots, but the holiday commercial with Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta as Santa Claus is inspired.

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